You know you play too much COD when...........

You know you play too much Call of Duty when;
- You yell "Quit Lagging!" when there is a slow driver in front of you.
- An airplane fly's over and you run and hide
- You talk about gaming with people in real life and when they don't get it you call them a noob
- The news tells you the economy is going down so you buy a riot shield
- You hear beeping and wonder if a nuke is about to hit
- You only dream about wars and guns
- Someone is sitting down so you tell them to quit camping
- You go clothes shopping and only buy camouflage
- You do the sprinkler dance and call it a sentry gun
- You schedule all your playing time with your clan friends
- UPS comes to your door and you call it a "care package"
- You clean your house while pretending to use slight of hand
- You name your children Domination and Headquarters
- You throw a baseball and yell frag out
- You see a building and wonder if there is a sniper in there
- Your child is lost and you wonder if you can find them with UAV
- You practice throwing knives in your backyard
- Your favorite comeback is Tango sucka
- You get in an argument and tell the person to stop team killing
- You refer to Christmas as an Emergency air drop
- You think you can jump off your roof without breaking anything
- You wish your navigation system had crosshairs
- You wonder if you can use claymores instead of an alarm system